Can I just say that this ‘Pouting Baby’ stuff is the stupidest, most infantile (no pun intended), embarassing, hackneyed, amateurish garbage I’ve ever seen any quasi-news entity do? Ever?

The fact that adults willingly read this on a regular basis and mistake it for wit could be used to successfully condemn our entire species to eternal damnation, so it’s a good thing no such fate exists.