Days like this, and posts like this garbage extolling the virtues of astrology, really make me glad I abandoned the reeking cauldron of stupid and poor management that, unfortunately, is the FDL community blog section (formerly called the Seminal, now called MyFDL or some other nonsense).

I mean, just look at this utterly delusional garbage:

Even though I have a strong background in science and firmly believe in the scientific method and the scientific tradition, I am a professional astrologer. Yup. Don’t ask me why it works; it just does, and I have studied and used the ancient art to good effect throughout my life. I make no apology for my interest, so if you hate astrology, please scroll on by.

‘professional astrologist’, haha, what a great euphemism for ‘con man or idiot’.

He later clarifies that he considers himself a professional but doesn’t charge in the comments. Which is… an odd definition of professional, but hey, that word has no business within a mile of astrology. Or any other form of religious hokum, for that matter.

I mean, seriously:

You will likely feel like you’re making a fresh start emotionally as the New Moon (16 degrees 5 minutes in Capricorn), which symbolizes your emotional self, is separating from the Sun (13 degrees 53 minutes in Capricorn), which is your source of creative energy. The only potential problem is that you may have trouble choosing in which direction to go, as the ideas and possibilities are likely to seem somewhat overwhelming. Fortunately, however, the Moon and Sun tend to be grounded and practical in Capricorn.

*snort* hahahaha… oh priceless. Seriously priceless. The relative position of the Moon and the Sun to an IMAGINARY SHAPE IN THE SKY will affect your brain. Somehow.

It’s maaaaaaaaaaagic.

Rayne pops up in comments there defending both the author’s smug dismissal of reality and critics based in reality. Funny how I couldn’t get a response from her for weeks, hell, months on FDL’s misuse of my content, but she can appear as if by magic when some asshat clown starts telling people that imaginary mystical forces will change their brain chemistry or alter their fate. Somehow.

I can’t get so much as an answer on my intellectual property, let alone a response to documented moderator abuse, but astrology needs defending? Quick, someone flick the Rayne-signal.

Priceless.

Next up, an FDL community blog series on why you should skip vaccinating your kids in favor of blood-letting.

I mean, is there ANY limit to what people can post there?

So long as they don’t personally annoy an anonymous moderator, I mean.